Pakhomfun is a god.
He takes the form of a very large, able cow.
Pakhomfun created vertebrates two thousand years ago.
If you believe in Pakhomfun, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in Pakhomfun, he will boil you in a big pot.
Pakhomfun's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.
Pakhomfun's Holy Commandments
1. Do not wear brown clothing.
2. Fast once a month.
3. Do not stand on grass.
4. Always make sure there are no doves in a building before entering it.
5. Never pour water over plants.