Stigpopsad is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent aardvark.

Stigpopsad created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigpopsad, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Stigpopsad, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Stigpopsad's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Stigpopsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Do not kill hamsters.

3. Never sit in the presence of tapirs.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.