Jatflaggom is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, quiet dingo.

Jatflaggom created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jatflaggom, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jatflaggom, it will turn you into a rock.

Jatflaggom's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Jatflaggom's Holy Commandments

1. Jatflaggom loves dogs, so they must be respected.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Retreat if eight seals approach from the north.

5. Do not commit murder.