Withivbarngam is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, deceitful unicorn.

Withivbarngam created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Withivbarngam, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Withivbarngam, he will turn you into a sheep.

Withivbarngam's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Withivbarngam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about amino acids.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not wear red clothing.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never bounce near nematodes.