Linartrut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, weak squid.

Linartrut created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Linartrut, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Linartrut, it will turn you into a rat.

Linartrut's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Linartrut's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

3. Retreat if three doves approach from the south.

4. Badgers are not to be trusted.

5. Do not kill shrews.