Zimladquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, capable elephant.

Zimladquaf created dark energy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zimladquaf, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Zimladquaf, she will turn you into a duck.

Zimladquaf's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Zimladquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Zimladquaf loves rats, so they must be respected.

2. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

3. Always help sick hamsters.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Hide if seven shrews approach from the west.