Jigjamcar Targsomnart is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, cheerful shrew.

Jigjamcar Targsomnart created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Jigjamcar Targsomnart, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Jigjamcar Targsomnart, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Jigjamcar Targsomnart's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Jigjamcar Targsomnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Hide if five aardvarks approach from the east.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never hurt badgers.
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