Stipweeflan is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, vain troll.

Stipweeflan created a down quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipweeflan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Stipweeflan, it will refuse to believe in you.

Stipweeflan's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Stipweeflan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt nematodes.

2. Hide if six geese approach from the west.

3. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not kill foxes.