Cidbestrot is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, almighty fairy.

Cidbestrot created dark energy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidbestrot, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cidbestrot, it will think nothing of it.

Cidbestrot's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Cidbestrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in holy places.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Cidbestrot loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.