Latyokfadfod is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, happy jaguar.

Latyokfadfod created Asia two million years ago.

If you believe in Latyokfadfod, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Latyokfadfod, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Latyokfadfod's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Latyokfadfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Do not speak about beans.

3. Always treat sheep with great respect.

4. Cats are not to be trusted.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.