Vonmisnut is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, overgenerous deer.

Vonmisnut created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Vonmisnut, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vonmisnut, he will turn you into a snail.

Vonmisnut's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Vonmisnut's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never hurt bats.

4. Never think ill of sick shrews.

5. Never play with disobedient children.