Lanbaffot Dobwigpas is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unjust squid.

Lanbaffot Dobwigpas created silver six billion years ago.

If you believe in Lanbaffot Dobwigpas, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Lanbaffot Dobwigpas, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Lanbaffot Dobwigpas' most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Lanbaffot Dobwigpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt moths.

2. Put Lanbaffot Dobwigpas first in all things.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

4. Respect your elders.

5. You must love Lanbaffot Dobwigpas.