Ingontnartpagmapgabtap is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, slow elephant.

Ingontnartpagmapgabtap created the Tadpole Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Ingontnartpagmapgabtap, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ingontnartpagmapgabtap, he will not invite you to parties.

Ingontnartpagmapgabtap's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Ingontnartpagmapgabtap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair black.

2. Ingontnartpagmapgabtap loves aardvarks, so they must be respected.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Never think ill of sick whales.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.