Gedwadlog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, dishonest otter.

Gedwadlog created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gedwadlog, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gedwadlog, it will laugh at you.

Gedwadlog's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Gedwadlog's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Always help sick tapirs.