Sidrotflam is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, strong jaguar.

Sidrotflam created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Sidrotflam, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sidrotflam, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Sidrotflam's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Sidrotflam's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sidrotflam first in all things.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Never wear rings.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Run away from blue pigs, for they are unholy.