Bagsanwon is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, stupid bird.

Bagsanwon created time and space seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagsanwon, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Bagsanwon, it will manifest in front of you.

Bagsanwon's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bagsanwon's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured goats.

2. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always help sick dolphins.

5. Do not covet oxen.