Hogsigxinab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, uncaring warg.

Hogsigxinab created parasitic wasps two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hogsigxinab, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hogsigxinab, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Hogsigxinab's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Hogsigxinab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about apples.

2. Do not take Hogsigxinab's name in vain.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Never talk about gulls.