Veencimniblarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, intelligent fly.

Veencimniblarn created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Veencimniblarn, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Veencimniblarn, it will turn you into a rat.

Veencimniblarn's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Veencimniblarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat otters with great respect.

2. Never run near mites.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Veencimniblarn loves cats, so they must be respected.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.