Butlistrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, all-knowing goat.

Butlistrutt created the Milkyway eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Butlistrutt, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Butlistrutt, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Butlistrutt's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Butlistrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Always help tortoises.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.