Tafarmlitmotcindabsigsad is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, duplicitous parrot.

Tafarmlitmotcindabsigsad created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafarmlitmotcindabsigsad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Tafarmlitmotcindabsigsad, she will turn you into a goat.

Tafarmlitmotcindabsigsad's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Tafarmlitmotcindabsigsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tafarmlitmotcindabsigsad.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.