Dibsigveg is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, selfish wyvern.

Dibsigveg created the planet Earth eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Dibsigveg, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dibsigveg, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dibsigveg's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Dibsigveg's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine dogs approach from the north.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Worship no other gods but Dibsigveg.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.