Farnkabmob is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, conceited centaur.

Farnkabmob created an atom three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnkabmob, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Farnkabmob, she will turn you into a tree.

Farnkabmob's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Farnkabmob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. You must pray to Farnkabmob four times a day.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not dye your hair orange.