Cidortnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, ruthless hamster.

Cidortnarl created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cidortnarl, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cidortnarl, it will turn you into a worm.

Cidortnarl's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cidortnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never go into fawn rooms.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.

5. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Cidortnarl on top of all buildings.