Pasnartmil is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, dishonest fox.

Pasnartmil created dark matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Pasnartmil, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pasnartmil, she will laugh at you.

Pasnartmil's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Pasnartmil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must never eat carrots.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Tapirs are unholy and should not be approached.