Cuddossbit Cinmonbut Bittinmil is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, irritating lizard.

Cuddossbit Cinmonbut Bittinmil created Mount Everest eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cuddossbit Cinmonbut Bittinmil, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cuddossbit Cinmonbut Bittinmil, she will come to you in dreams.

Cuddossbit Cinmonbut Bittinmil's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Cuddossbit Cinmonbut Bittinmil's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not wear copper on your body.

3. Cuddossbit Cinmonbut Bittinmil must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Do not hurt cats.