Suggessflat is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, all-powerful dryad.

Suggessflat created the world eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Suggessflat, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Suggessflat, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Suggessflat's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Suggessflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt eagles.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never think ill of sick gulls.

5. Do not listen to music.