Raplikcib is a god.

It takes the form of a small, fast goose.

Raplikcib created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Raplikcib, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Raplikcib, it will not invite you to parties.

Raplikcib's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Raplikcib's Holy Commandments

1. Raplikcib loves seals, so they must be respected.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.