Karbestgess is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, blissful cobra.

Karbestgess created the Milkyway three billion years ago.

If you believe in Karbestgess, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Karbestgess, he will have a low opinion of you.

Karbestgess' most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Karbestgess' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six frogs approach from the south.

2. Worship no other gods but Karbestgess.

3. Always wear yellow.

4. Never mention badgers.

5. Always help mites in need.