Flisfenced is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, wise duck.

Flisfenced created a Higgs boson eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flisfenced, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flisfenced, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Flisfenced's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Flisfenced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Always obey Flisfenced's priests.

5. Always stare at clouds.