Tabjignul is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, slow fox.

Tabjignul created humanity three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tabjignul, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tabjignul, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tabjignul's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Tabjignul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat nuts.

2. Hide if nine shrews approach from the east.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Hide from indigo dogs for they are unholy.

5. Always make sure there are no seals in a building before entering it.