Hunligpit is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unselfish snake.

Hunligpit created the Black Eye Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hunligpit, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hunligpit, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Hunligpit's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Hunligpit's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five moths approach from the south.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Worship no other gods but Hunligpit.

5. Always help foxes in need.