Logtancet Ominruttpop is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, irritating hyena.

Logtancet Ominruttpop created the Tadpole Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Logtancet Ominruttpop, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Logtancet Ominruttpop, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Logtancet Ominruttpop's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Logtancet Ominruttpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve trousers.

2. Erect a large gold sculpture of Logtancet Ominruttpop on top of all buildings.

3. Never feed corn to dolphins while wearing purple jumpers.

4. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

5. Pray towards the north.