Sabfemwab is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, caring wyvern.

Sabfemwab created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sabfemwab, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sabfemwab, it will come to you in dreams.

Sabfemwab's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Sabfemwab's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no foxes in a building before entering it.

2. Always help sick manatees.

3. Never talk about comets.

4. Sabfemwab loves sheep, so they must be honoured.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.