Gubdagdancud is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, pitiless camel.

Gubdagdancud created carbon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubdagdancud, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gubdagdancud, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gubdagdancud's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Gubdagdancud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six aluminium sculptures of Gubdagdancud on top of important buildings.

2. Do not take Gubdagdancud's name in vain.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never mention otters.

5. Always pray immersed in water.