Fomsomtim is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, almighty wyrm.

Fomsomtim created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Fomsomtim, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fomsomtim, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fomsomtim's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Fomsomtim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not take Fomsomtim's name in vain.

3. You must never eat turnips.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never think about amino acids.