Ragbifcem Bomtitpop is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, vain cow.

Ragbifcem Bomtitpop created a strange quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragbifcem Bomtitpop, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ragbifcem Bomtitpop, he will turn you into a puffin.

Ragbifcem Bomtitpop's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Ragbifcem Bomtitpop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cucumbers.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. You must love Ragbifcem Bomtitpop.

4. Squirrels are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always help snakes.