Fadceptal is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, humorless giraffe.

Fadceptal created a charm quark two years ago.

If you believe in Fadceptal, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Fadceptal, he will think nothing of it.

Fadceptal's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Fadceptal's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Fadceptal on top of all buildings.

5. Always wear indigo.