Ominveenomt is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, egotistical hare.

Ominveenomt created a top quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominveenomt, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ominveenomt, she will be very unhappy.

Ominveenomt's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Ominveenomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near otters.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Ominveenomt on top of all buildings.