Nabnutgad is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, awe-inspiring slug.

Nabnutgad created Europe four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabnutgad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nabnutgad, he will turn you into a sheep.

Nabnutgad's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Nabnutgad's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs indigo.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Nabnutgad loves seals, so they must be respected.

4. Badgers are not to be trusted.

5. Never go into cyan rooms.