Dobsomdavmadtigqueeglidbess is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, intelligent spider.

Dobsomdavmadtigqueeglidbess created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Dobsomdavmadtigqueeglidbess, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dobsomdavmadtigqueeglidbess, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dobsomdavmadtigqueeglidbess' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Dobsomdavmadtigqueeglidbess' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine swans approach from the west.

2. Never sit in the presence of frogs.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Always look after injured voles.

5. You must never eat oranges.