Fobzagvog is a god.

She takes the form of a large, temperamental jackal.

Fobzagvog created a down quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Fobzagvog, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fobzagvog, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Fobzagvog's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Fobzagvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in pink rooms.

2. Put Fobzagvog first in all things.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

5. Erect three copper sculptures of Fobzagvog on top of important buildings.