Vinflownanbonk is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent dugong.

Vinflownanbonk created dark energy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinflownanbonk, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Vinflownanbonk, it will make you grow a tail.

Vinflownanbonk's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Vinflownanbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Vinflownanbonk.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always help swans in need.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never look in ponds.