Stipmutham is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, pitiless mole.

Stipmutham created Europe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stipmutham, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Stipmutham, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Stipmutham's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Stipmutham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat parsnips.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not kill whales.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.