Podman is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, resourceful squirrel.

Podman created the Black Eye Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podman, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Podman, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Podman's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Podman's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat carrots.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.