Karnadfab is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, uncaring swan.

Karnadfab created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Karnadfab, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Karnadfab, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Karnadfab's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Karnadfab's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Karnadfab.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never talk about aardvarks.

5. Do not speak about grapes.