Cepgebpog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, passionate mink.

Cepgebpog created matter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cepgebpog, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cepgebpog, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cepgebpog's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cepgebpog's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cepgebpog.

2. Do not take Cepgebpog's name in vain.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Run away if five swans approach from the north.

5. Respect your elders.