Yogcussman is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, calm mouse.

Yogcussman created the Tadpole Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yogcussman, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Yogcussman, it will send minions to preach to you.

Yogcussman's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Yogcussman's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Hide from black ants for they are unholy.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Pray towards the north.