Yadvegmap is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fast crocodile.

Yadvegmap created viruses two million years ago.

If you believe in Yadvegmap, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Yadvegmap, he will send minions to preach to you.

Yadvegmap's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Yadvegmap's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always help birds in need.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not speak about carrots.

5. Pray towards the south.