Gunweetip is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, grumpy penguin.

Gunweetip created the world six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunweetip, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gunweetip, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gunweetip's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Gunweetip's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not run in public.

3. You must love Gunweetip.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not eat grapes.