Cissgunrill Tailmetdogpop is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, all-knowing beaver.

Cissgunrill Tailmetdogpop created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissgunrill Tailmetdogpop, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cissgunrill Tailmetdogpop, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Cissgunrill Tailmetdogpop's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Cissgunrill Tailmetdogpop's Holy Commandments

1. Put Cissgunrill Tailmetdogpop first in all things.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not kill shrews.

4. Cissgunrill Tailmetdogpop loves moths, so they must be honoured.

5. Never wear kilts.